Tyler's observations/quotes

My children's Fun Meter:

Fun - Use object 1 to hit object 2
More Fun - Use object 1 to hit object 2 making loud "BANG"
Most Fun - Use object 1 to hit object 2 making loud "BANG" and resulting in broking object 

Yesterday's fun activity: object 1 (toy drum), object 2 (TV), Fun Meter (Most Fun)

FYI-Daddy's fun meter is inversely proportional to that of the kids

...apparently my ability to spell is directly proportional to the amount of fun my kids are having

...I mean indirectly...I mean I give up, just shoot me now

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Me: Who wants fried eggs and who wants scrambled eggs?
Iryna: ME! ME!
Calvin: I want eggs.
Silas: Aaahhhh!!

serves me right for asking a complicated question

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Jill : I don't think I could handle 10 kids.
Tyler: I don't think I can handle 5.

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Straight out of my Statistics text: 
"Consider a Brownian process B(t) = ct + dW(t), t >0, where c and d are constants and W(t) is a Wiener process."

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I believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in his Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost.

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In light of the ultimate purpose of the great plan of happiness, I believe that the ultimate treasures on earth and in heaven are our children and our posterity

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I was hoping to play golf on my birthday. Instead, I get to scrape snow and ice from my truck. I could use a little global warming over here for a birthday present. (This was from a few months ago...)

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Taking 5 kids to the church's Christmas party...all by myself. Any bets on how long I make it before returning home? (from last December)