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Monday, May 19, 2008

Funny adoption joke

There are accidental pregnancies, how about accidental adoptions?

--Honey, sit down. I have some news for you.-

--What is it?-

--Well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it. Iwent out to the mailbox today and ... well, we got an I-171H.-

--A what?!? An I-171H? As in , we're going to have another baby?!?-

--It looks that way.-

--But how? We've been so careful! I put away all the blank I-600Aforms. Didn't you hide our homestudy update?-

--Of course I did. But don't forget, there was that one night ...-

--What night? (pauses) Ohhh, that night. But it was only once. We werejust messing around. I didn't print clearly. I didn't even use ink!(pauses again) But it was kind of fun.-

--(giggles) It was, wasn't it? I'll never forget how cute you lookedgetting your fingerprints.-

--So now we've got our I-171H, eh? But that doesn't always mean you'lladopt, does it? I mean, shouldn't you see the agency or something, makesure everything's okay?-

--I already did.-

--And?-

--I'm five documents along.-

--Five documents! And they're all notarized, certified and authenticatedokay?-

--Just great. There was one small scare when the agency couldn't see thenotary's middle initial, but it showed up just fine under the magnifying glass.-

--Thank goodness. And you, honey? Are you feeling okay?-

--I'm feeling fine. As long as I know you're happy about this.-

--Happy? I'm thrilled! It's always a shock at first when something likethis happens, but of course I'm happy.

1 comment:

Melisa said...

That is hilarious!